Ok by now it is not new news that South Carolina governor, Mark Sanford, went on a hiking trip, oh excuse me, a boinking trip in Argentina while he was AWOL for like 7 days. And it really ain't new news that he admitted to upon his return back to S.C. It makes me wonder if he thought any one would notice he was gone while he was on his expedition into an Argentina's bush. But we all did and he had to fess up to not having control over his penis. But the new trends that he is showing is starting to hint at the fact that he may have all his blood being diverted to the wrong brain.
So he admits to having an affair. He knew he got caught or would have been by the press eventually so that may have been a wise choice. he doesn't want to step down from his job and after all what does any one's sex life have to do with their job. He said he wanted to to work with his wife and fix his marriage and that sounds like good thinking. But coming out and saying that the chick you were boinking is your soul mate right after you tell how much you want to work with your life is really, really, really bad thinking. I mean who the fuck says that. You can not want to work on a marriage IF YOU STILL WANT TO BOINK SOMEONE ELSE. I mean come on. Talk about a way to really fuck your kids heads up for life.
And it gets even better. He admits to having "crossed lines" with more women during his marriage. He went on to say "There were a handful of instances wherein I crossed the lines I shouldn't have crossed as a married man, but never crossed the ultimate line,". Ok, is this his version of 'I smoked weed but didn't inhale'. Maybe a 'I had sex but never blew my load' type thing. What ever the reason for all this it does prove a very valid point on another problem we have in this country with prescription drug use. Some body needs to take this dudes Viagra away, he only has enough blood to run one brain at a time and the right one is suffocating at the moment.
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